The retreat to the kitchen looks tempting;

but before you go you notice where I was
set up for the photo shoot (before getting shut out by the glare).

No, don't go in there!

But before you go, take a look at our youngest
associate's newest work:

Notice the unique sculptural element,
leaning elegantly on the door to the
basement.

But if you do insist on leaving,
You'll have to get by my gatekeeper..